My newest "myspace about me"

Hello young earthling. I am confident that my "profile" is noted as "cool" and decided to "catch" your attention. Thank you for visiting. In brief here is just a few words about myself (realizing that this is the about me section of the "myspace profile"): my intelligence level is astounding and unimaginable, the fitness level of my body is altitudinous enough to beat most giants, beasts otherwise known as Michael Phelps. I find delectation in clouting a hard sphere, or as you humans call it "a ball", with a staff, otherwise known as "a stick". I believe this is to be known as "field hockey." Being a beast of the athletic creation and "pwning" all events, I bow my study on to a clamorous apparatus you fellow people call "a guitar." I find this word preposterous. In conclusion, mortals...I will "beat" your base (or for you of lower intelligence quotients "butt") at almost anything you aspirate.


This is all a joke. Thought you might enjoy!